I got nothin'

The only thing growing around here is my rose, which has just produced its first bud of the season.

My magical rosebush, which has survived years of being run over with the lawn mower by children more anxious to get the job done than to look where they were going. My "Double Delight" changes color after it blooms - as the petals soak up the sunlight, they turn from white to dark pink. It is also one of the most fragrant of the hybrid tea roses. So far this year's bud is just that, a bud. But in past years it has given me -